Getting a 70 on something in any other class: aw man dang this sucks I'll have to study more this is an awful grade
Getting a 70 on something in math: praise the lord hallelujah there is a God the heavens have opened it's a miracle.
That one memory that ends up ruining your whole day.

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woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

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parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep
other people's followers: you're so pretty!
other people's followers: date me?
other people's followers: hello
other people's followers: your blog is flawless!
other people's followers: I love you!
other people's followers: how was your day?
other people's followers: you're awesome!
other people's followers: dude you make me fart rainbows and bleed glitter!
my followers:

having a computer but no internet is like having a bowl but no icecream

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